The “would-u” is a fraction of one….
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
Take a group of English individuals in a social setting;
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.
As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).
It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.
As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).
It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
by cool-chindogu August 3, 2011
Get the would-umug. To do something utterly disgusting but also required. The expression came about when a guy was sharing a small hotel room with his new girlfriend. After passing a stool in the morning, he discovered that the flush didn't work. Rather than face the embarrassment of letting his new flame witness his morning defecation, he dropped to his knees, grabbed the turd and manually fed it through the u-bend.
by horndog2017 July 5, 2017
Get the Feed the Umug. 
owen said, "i just like gaslightinf u"
and to that remark, eva replied with shock, "how dare you! cancelled!"
and to that remark, eva replied with shock, "how dare you! cancelled!"
by ilovevanessa123 May 17, 2022
Get the i just like gaslightinf umug. "Nen u" is the german knock off of "no u". German for "No you" is "Nein Du" if, translated from english. there for a simple, "Leet" style for german users.
by Haasilton August 25, 2009
Get the nen umug. The end of the human race as we know it. The end of the universe. It can and will destroy everyone and everything. Everybody fucking dies.
Joe: ur mom gay bro
Bob:no u gay
Joe:*gets absolutely fucking annihilated and the universe explodes*
Bob:no u gay
Joe:*gets absolutely fucking annihilated and the universe explodes*
by phantonrider636 March 3, 2021
Get the no u gaymug. it ligit means "OK FINE" the end to all battle which used against you gives the opponent a free victory
by JesusTheRealOne2948 November 22, 2021
Get the No Umug.