The Town of Crossfield

A small Central Albertan town just north of Calgary, where it is ‘cool’ to wear cowboy boots and jeans to high school, even if you live down the street from the school. It is also mandatory to drive a pickup truck with no muffler, and support Trump even if you can’t vote and do not live in America.

I used to live in the town of Crossfield, most of the people there are douchebags.

by Cooldood19 December 13, 2021

B-town Bitch

A B-town Bitch is a person who acts big and bad over text, but will never actually do anything they talk about. The B-town Bitch will try and make arrangements to throw hands and never show up, then continue to harass you and call YOU a bitch for "not showing up in time". Not to be confused with a keyboard warrior, the classic B-town Bitch will only ever send you empty threatening text message, nothing more.

"This kid won't stop blowing up my phone! He keeps making all these empty threats but refuses to step to me! You know what? I'm done wasting my time on this B-town Bitch."

by Dankwing_Duck_94 December 26, 2014

Macc-Town-Menace

A specimen of a man he is a connoisseur of club back walls and has recently switched his hunting grounds to a new venue. Don’t attempt to approach this man as he is extremely dangerous and is known to break ankles. When in the wild he is either spotted starting fights with girls or playing a gentlemanly game of hogging.

Your been a proper Macc-Town-Menace tonight!

by Anonymous-Student56 October 29, 2021

Derpy Town

Very strange group of kids in a group chat. Most come from North Carolina. Socially awkward and really Smexy.

I love those Derpy Town kids! they are AMAZING!

by Cocoakat19745 April 3, 2017

Old town road

When you fuck a skinny chick (below 110) and the only thing separating the two is Jesus.

When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.

by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019

Town Tricycle

A man of questionable virtue. i.e a three legged peddler that gives everyone a ride. Also See Manhoes Who Don't Wear Condoms and Should Be Avoided.

Synonym: fuckboy

That Town Tricycle has a punch card at the free clinic

by Mr CoCo May 27, 2023

Funky-Towned

A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.

Hey, how was the party last night?

It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!

Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!

by Crazy Gabe May 26, 2011