sandwich selfies

A tall sunburnt male taking a selfie between two skinny Caucasian women.

So I was walking down the street eating my amazing bratwurst and decided I would take a sandwich selfie. Then I looked up and saw two short plump white women hugging a big tall sunburnt man and that's another kind of sandwich selfies.

by Amh585 March 24, 2017

Shit Sandwich

The elimination of fecal waste through several human anus' into a toilet without flushing, and leaving the waste for another party or person to find or eat.

we put a shit sandwich to the other team's locker room.

We served a shit sandwich to his ex-girlfriend.

by Timmy1233212 May 28, 2011

Cock Sandwich

When someone sucks two dicks that are pressed together to fit in their mouths.

Gosh Matt and Todd really gave me a good Cock Sandwich last night I couldn't even breathe!

by The Word Smith March 9, 2016

Mayo Sandwich

Two Shemales cum on your back and chest, effectively making you a mayo sandwich.

Jonny OH YEAH BABY MAKE ME A FUKKIN MAYO SANDWICH..

Shemale 1- ILL GET THE FRONT
Shemale 2- ILL GET THE BACK

by tips300 April 1, 2020

Alabama Sandwich

A piece of bread in between two other pieces of bread.
An inbred sandwich.

I would rather eat an Alabama Sandwich than water for lunch.
Hey, check out Max eating an Alabama Sandwich!
Wow! They're selling Alabama Sandwiches at the fair! Only $5!

by qt49 June 17, 2021

Open-faced sandwich

When two dudes are getting a blow job at the same time.

Bobby and Johnny called over Becky to give her an open-faced sandwich as she satiable appetite for cock.

by Tone dead titties March 11, 2018

fan sandwich

A threesome (or moresome) between a famous person and multiple fans.

Original usage - Quantum Leap S05E17.

Sam’s rockstar character is ushering multiple groupies out of the room and Al declares “Stop that! You are throwing away a perfectly good fan sandwich!”

by kevinmorice January 6, 2022