Potato

A vegetable that shouldn’t be classed as a vegetable

A potato does taste nice

by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023

Sweet potato

A sweet potato is not just a root vegetable or whatever those things are called. A sweet potato is a person, someone in the group-chat on snapchat called: *sweet potato emoji* We've gone too far *sweet potato emoji*. We must accept all sweet potatoes and if you are one, please email: [e-mail]

Wow she's a sweet potato! We must accept her!

by jfmedlp12 December 15, 2020

Potato

A new, modern, 2016 species.

"Have you heard of the potato humans, brah?"
"Nah brah, that's just something 12 year old girls call themselves to seem cool."

by duuuuude🌚🌚 December 11, 2016

slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.

"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"

by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023

sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato

by Halidad January 28, 2017

Potato

A friend and an idiot

You: you're a potato
Bestie: don't call me an idiot!

by R1V3R December 3, 2021

Potato

Something of extreme power. It will never be understood. It has been around since the beginning of time, if not longer. Anyone who attempts to wield it dies immediately.

Dang that potato is powerful

by buhlokaye December 4, 2023