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Potato Grenade

The lord of all. The savior of our reality. Potato Grenade is all powerful. Potato Grenade is ascension. 35 34 44 11 44 34 22 42 15 33 11 14 15
Man 1: Yo bruv, have ya spread the gospel of Potato Grenade recently?
Man 2: Nah fam, I had a stroke.
Man 1: *pulls out a portcullis* THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR DISOBEDIENCE
Man 2: Ayo fam, I'm ready for death. My defiance earns me death.
by 35 34 44 11 44 34 22 42 15 33 January 20, 2021
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the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
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Potato Scraper

A person with braces that scrapes another person's penis with they're braces when they are sucking said penis
"Man that Potato Scraper really tore up my penis."
by Gunnar Nastee December 1, 2011
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Potato

A person, guy or girl, who has the body type of a potato, is a couch potato, and an introvert who loves food
After having to awkwardly talk to someone, “I feel like a potato” or after food, “ IM A POTATO” drunk, “IM A BAKED POTATO
by Potatoviki June 16, 2018
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potato basket

A basket full of rotten potatoes and fat &@$!*%# cats keep licking it!!!
by Poopalotinatheatreandlicking December 20, 2013
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potato salad

when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out
" ay man did you hit last night"
"yeah i gave her the old potato salad"
by anonymous January 28, 2022
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Fish Potato

A potato that is also a fish. Commonly worshipped by middle schoolers, the fish potato is believed to be the soul essence of everything around us. It can be used in any sentence and still kinda make sense.

No one knows where or how it started, but we do know it's everywhere now. You can't escape the fish potato.
Middle Schooler: Darn. I haven't been feeling very fish potato lately.
Other Middle Schooler: Oh my fish potato! That's awful!
by MRIIIIIII October 15, 2019
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