dad

mf you explain i’ve never had one lmao

Jay- hey bro where’s dad?
Sam- don’t know haven’t seen him for 16 years

Jay- oh shit bro i’m sorry

by cummer<3 January 5, 2022

ta-dad

A Tia (Spanish for Aunt) that has stepped up and taken on the roll of the non-existent Dad. Therefore earning and becoming Ta-Dad.

I need to ask my Ta-Dad before I can go.

by Paiutendn85 February 2, 2023

daltons dad

gone, poof, away, fucked off, /kill

that guy must have a daltons dad

by lego99df54 May 30, 2024

Dad

You're Dad is the most reliable and trustworthy man in the world. You know you can count on him in any situation. If you have a problem, you're Dad will be the one to help you.

I love my Dad so much

by 2011_Unknown_2011 November 8, 2020

dad

your dad is most likely to being watching tv or is an absolute unit.

Friend: Omg your dad is an absolute unit
You: I already know

by wordafiyer June 2, 2022

Ice age baby dad

A tall guy with a broad nose and body type with a dark brown bob cut from the first ice age movie

Wow Cailan looks like the ice age baby dad

by Feetus yeetus April 19, 2020

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023