cum-pillow

A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.

I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

Cum

Baby gravy

"Honey I want a baby"

"In that case, I will inject you with some of my baby gravy aka cum with my dong, so that we can have one".

by UltimateDoge March 17, 2021

Cum Gun

When you shoot cum out of your cock.

I shot you with my cum gun in the mouth while you were sucking my dick.

by Micklue January 10, 2011

Cum War

The act of competing to cum on your partners cloths faster and more often than your parter can. the one with the nastiest items at the end looses.

The other night we had a Cum War and I had to wash all of my cloths again.

by chris the man vw March 16, 2008

Cum 2000

Cum 2000 (aka Tommy in a bottle) is a mixture of fragrant sperm, "pisssss", English Leather & Old Spice.

The exact mixture is a well guarded secret.

Caution:

When applied to the skin cum 2000 will release pheromones into the air causing females to orgasm within 20 feet of the wearer!!!!

by Tommy & The Northport Boys October 16, 2011

cum quat

After sex or a blow job when a man takes a piss, the left over cum and piss is the cum quat.

After sex or a blow job piss in the other's mouth and feed he or she a cum quat!

by cheeser696 March 25, 2008

cum drunk

when a guy/girl consumes a large, almost insane amount of cum and feels the effects of being impaired

Mike Southwood drank so much cum and when he put that 5th cock in his mouth, he was so cum drunk, he almost passed out.

by jaybodahobo February 9, 2004