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Salty Taco Dick

What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.
Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.

Devin: Oh..ok tight.
Salty Taco Dick by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019
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Glossy taco 

Glossy taco- A nail top coat but it’s cool cause it has taco in it and everyone loves tacos
Don’t forget your Glossy taco girl!
Glossy taco by Emma09 April 5, 2019

flattened taco 

A flattened taco is a pizza.

But instead of saying pizza you try to say taco because tacos are clearly superior to pizzas.
Yo man, those pineapplea do not belong on flattened tacos
flattened taco by Jaaaan101 April 7, 2019

stripper taco

A stripper that lovesloves tacos
A stripper ate a taco off the street yesterday which makes stripper taco
stripper taco by 7rdhdhcifufu April 18, 2019

Coachella Taco

A girl that came back from Coachella with a vagina infected by herpes. Also a stage 1 blue waffle.
Yo, I almost had a Coachella Taco!
Coachella Taco by Dr. Muerto April 26, 2019

Galactic Taco 

An exceptionally pretty and compact " pussy.
He bowed down to her Galactic Taco.
Galactic Taco by zoetta1980 May 4, 2019