Alabama Steampot

When two obese individuals enter a diesel vehicle and perform what most people call coitus

After dinner last night Jimbob, and Tammy climbed into their neighbors diesel and made an Alabama Steampot

by Futzisnuts January 13, 2022

ethiopian steamer

When someone who is starving tries to take a shit on your chest, but is unable.

I took an ethiopian steamer on her chest before dying from starvation.

by asdf;lkji January 22, 2022

Stanley Steamer

When one person poops out a hot steaming turd on a person named Stanley.

I went over to Stanley’s house after eating White Castle and crapped a hot Stanley steamer on his face.

by Espo6333 January 27, 2022

Texian Steamer

When a guy is committing sexual activities with their significant other. And they suck your penis until climax then stick it in a water bottle where you climax in it then 2 hours later you pour it into your own butt where your SO will then slurp it up like a Chug Jug.

"Hey baby wanna Texian Steamer?"
"Sure"

by Blixls December 22, 2021

Menai steamer

The Menai Steamer is similar to the Boston and Cleveland Steamer, only once the shitter has done the needful he then proceeds to have sex with the poo.

I happened upon Brad and the champ having a Menai Steamer in the car park of Menai Central - it was so romantic

by Mailroom69 January 1, 2022

Monkey Steamer

the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.

You damn monkey steamer

by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022

Finger steaming

Finger steaming.

The act of providing yourself or a fellow homosapiens with sexual pleasure using fingers via, a pleasurable hole. So much so that due to the heat and moisture, steam is produced.

Do you remember the time I picked up that girl in Italy, and I ended up Finger steaming her?

Yeah, me neither.

by LemonFinger February 23, 2022