slinky sock

British's version of condom.

"Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"

"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"

"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"

by frogofthunder June 18, 2022

two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.

1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."

by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018

Yard sock

A tube shaped piece of material with openings on both ends, so it can be worn to mask face or warm ears.

Look at that flailer over there wearing a yard sock to hide his identity.

by 406Brand January 9, 2019

Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.

"Come on then Cotton socks"

by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020

Muddy sock

When you get poop in your uncircumcised penis hood

Last night I was hitting it from the back and saw I had a muddy sock when I pulled out.

by Scooterbritches November 22, 2022

the sock

A sock that Men and Boys use to clean themselves after Masturbating, Also can be used to ejaculate into.

Joe: Hey my mom found the sock last night

Bob: Damn that sucks

by MrZuckMan August 29, 2021