Organize your socks

To have your socks rearranged by your boyfriend.

I told Megan I can’t wait to organize your socks, and help you in the bathroom.

by CrackMoney26 March 23, 2024

midget socks

10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks

She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!

by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 12, 2024

Sock Jerking

Jerking off into a sock to avoid having to clean up afterwards.

When i don't feel like masturbating and cumming everywhere, I turn to sock jerking.

by Neimess_Jr May 15, 2016

Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.

"Come on then Cotton socks"

by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020

Muddy sock

When you get poop in your uncircumcised penis hood

Last night I was hitting it from the back and saw I had a muddy sock when I pulled out.

by Scooterbritches November 22, 2022

the sock

A sock that Men and Boys use to clean themselves after Masturbating, Also can be used to ejaculate into.

Joe: Hey my mom found the sock last night

Bob: Damn that sucks

by MrZuckMan August 29, 2021