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Sock

It's a sock. A thing that is probably on your foot now.

It can be whatever color you like.

You can buy it in shops.
You can wash it.
You can wash it in a washing machine.

I don't even know what to say!
Your dumbass actually doesn't know what a fucking sock is????

Just google it or whatever...

You actually didn't know what a sock was or you just wanted to look how people would describe it

Tell me the truth
Person 1: what are you wearing on your foots?
Person 2: socks
by yummy_bacon340 December 26, 2021
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Sock Jerking

Jerking off into a sock to avoid having to clean up afterwards.
When i don't feel like masturbating and cumming everywhere, I turn to sock jerking.
by Neimess_Jr May 15, 2016
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Himalayan Pink Sock

When you are having anal sex with your girl and you pull out so fast, it inverts the anus resembling a pink sock. To make it a Himalayan pink sock, you sprinkle salt on it for extra spice.
I gave my girl a Himalayan pink sock. She squealed with delight at the added intensity.
by Nemout August 31, 2023
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midget socks

10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks
She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!
by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 12, 2024
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Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster
Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!
by Theshattalker April 11, 2017
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to sock

An alternative form of masturbation, where a participant or participants, places his penis or their penisi into a sock & masturbates.
'Cor! Wot a sock session that was! Are we able to sock again?'
by chris tafari December 7, 2022
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sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile
I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!
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