squishy potato

A stress ball in the shape of a potato.

My therapist thought it would be best if I used a squishy potato as a stress relief with added humor.

by Sapheyer Azure October 16, 2018

Short Potatoe

A wonderful short person because short people rule

- ❤️Short potatoe❤️

Lol I'm a short Potatoe

by ❤️Short potato ❤️ October 18, 2018

baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.

Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.

by a l d u i n October 19, 2018

potato

A BEAUTIFUL THING THAT IS AMAZING AND ITS SO FLIPPING SEXY

OMG IM SUCH A POTATO

by POTATO ENTHUSIAST October 20, 2018

Potato Sandwich

where you put chips in a sandwich. I could describe it in three words So Fucking Awesome

Yo try this. what is it A potato sandwich

by lit boy 1234 October 22, 2018

potato

potato, get it

potato is funny yah

by mypasswordis12345678910 November 8, 2018

Potato Salad

When white people try imitating black people, do something racially insensitive, appropriate culture, or just do some really extremely Caucasian shit.

Person 1: "I covered This Is America but I made it about Irish People!"
Person 2: "That's some thick potato salad you made there."

or

Pastor trying too hard to be cool: "Now on the mic we got our main MC who's ready to drop some rhymes for Jesus!"
Black folk watching: "Ooooh, this man about to make some thick potato salad."

by ragnarockerbunny November 9, 2018