Jake Paul

Absolute trash. If Cancer was a person

Umm, do you have autism or are you a Jake pauler.

by MaxWellImo January 30, 2018

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Pauled

This phenomenon involves investing time into a serious or important conversation with a coworker while your back is turned to him or her, and, while you are still talking to this person, they leave the room unbeknownst to you, leaving you feeling frustrated and foolish. "Paul" comes from the High Norse verbs "Pa": "to vanish into" and "uhl" (later after Visagoth invasions of Northern Europe spelled) "ul": "land of shadows and dust."

Scene: Locus en Munus
Paul: "So, B, how was your weekend?"

B: "Pretty rough, man, my mom died, my wife left with our dog, and then I had to drive to Houston to switch out my Dad's oxygen tank and colostomy bag, and then..." (realizing the room is eerily quiet, B turns to find Paul absent; crestfallen, a single tear rolls down his cheek. He had been pauled yet again).

by Bryan Pope December 11, 2008

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Logan Paul

Logan Paul is a secondary Hitler but unlike Hitler, Logan Paul had no respect for the Japanese we know this because in one one his "Vlogs", also known as "In the mind of a serial killer", he decides to go to a place where people commit suicide and show someone's dead body.
Also, another reason to avoid him is because he still dabs in 2021

Person 1: Did you hear Logan Paul's brother is being put to death
Person 2: OHH CRAP LOGAN IS GONNA FILM IT
Person 1: OHH MY GOD

by oi bloody cunt March 1, 2021

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Oom paul

Oom paul is a guy that is kak snaaks. He know how to brighten up your day when you are sad. He does not feel a poes what people think about him. He is a superhero and helps you if you need toe tie your shoes. He lives in a very scruffy plek but that is ok because we love oom paul for the person that he is.

Look there goes oom paul. He is pies cool

by Andre allah November 21, 2021

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