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by bichotita June 14, 2021
Get the Mariely mug.Mari is better than apple boy any day any time and apple boy can go kill himself and apple boy is my teez and he can choke on apples specially rotten ones
Airplane the alcoholic: yo dude wassup i’m so cool but mari is cooler
apple: i wish i was mari she’s so hot and amazing and lola is so hot too so like omggg
apple: i wish i was mari she’s so hot and amazing and lola is so hot too so like omggg
by mari the coolest person 😹😹 June 15, 2021
Get the Mari mug.Alayna-Marie is a very hot and independent woman. She’s thoughtful and wouldn’t let anyone get in her way of her self care tactics. She’s like a therapist to everyone and has many friends due to her massive respect towards other people. She’s NEVER mad so if she’s mad at you, she really hates you and wants to use your spleen as a cat treat 😍👊🏽
She’s into gore and guts and blood, she likes autopsy and would do it on you when you die because she’s do it on the the one she loves most, safe surgery 😍🤟🏽 If she hates you she’s doing unexperienced surgery on you and you’ll rot in hell with no peace 😜🪓
Lastly, she’s a GREAT girlfriend. She’s loyal, a happy person, smart, caring, and would check up on you even if you are a distant bitch that she doesn’t like. 😫🔫
So, get yourself an Alayna-Marie see what you think. 😼‼️
She’s into gore and guts and blood, she likes autopsy and would do it on you when you die because she’s do it on the the one she loves most, safe surgery 😍🤟🏽 If she hates you she’s doing unexperienced surgery on you and you’ll rot in hell with no peace 😜🪓
Lastly, she’s a GREAT girlfriend. She’s loyal, a happy person, smart, caring, and would check up on you even if you are a distant bitch that she doesn’t like. 😫🔫
So, get yourself an Alayna-Marie see what you think. 😼‼️
“Dude, this girl named Alayna-Marie is hot as hell, she’s smart too.”
“Dayum she curvy as well, but I heard she likes the freaky stuff, not the good freaky tho.”
“I don’t care I just want a girl to love me”
“Damn dude I wish I had a heart and was like Alayna-Marie!”
“Dayum she curvy as well, but I heard she likes the freaky stuff, not the good freaky tho.”
“I don’t care I just want a girl to love me”
“Damn dude I wish I had a heart and was like Alayna-Marie!”
by Cebb June 16, 2021
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the most important, pretty, caring, smart, humble person someone could ever meet. maris will loving you unconditionally and unwillingly, no matter what you do. even if you’re their ex, they still secretly love you. they are fine-af, and will never forget your birthday.
my best friend’s name is maris.
by iheartme<3 August 18, 2024
Get the maris mug.The worst contribution made by the Star Trek fandom to the popular zeitgeist, oh yeah sure, we thought we were hot shit, but then the fuckin' assholes in that right wing "CuLtUrE wAr" grift decided to steal it just like they probably stole a bunch of peoples' money for their shit fanfilms which have so little substance, but I digress.
High I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such Urban Dictionary definitions as, Soaking: A Mormon's wild weekend and Elon Musk: The Dumb-man's Tony Stark, I'm here to tell you on behalf of the Star Trek fandom, "We're sorry we invented the term Mary Sue"
by Big, Big, Martian September 15, 2024
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