Jake

Really an all out bich and ass hole that always thinks he's right and is very self conscious.

There's jake

by Yeet yo know October 7, 2019

Jake

Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife

Boy: Who's Jake?
Girl: Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife

by Kind In Antelope Run Always April 9, 2020

Jake

Jake is an ungrateful bitch who will leave you for another girl. No matter what you do he will push you away and be a bitch to you. You can try to be his friend but all he will do is break you and make you cry. He is so ungrateful, when you try to help him he’ll say he’s fine then just go off on you. Don’t trust or be friends with a guy named Jake.

Leah: are you okay?

Jake: yeah

Leah: You sure?

Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*

Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.

Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass

by Immacrackyyy May 8, 2020

Jake-ing it

Choosing the most convoluted and usually wrong way to do something.

I thought this was a short cut, I've fucking Jake-ing it. Or in its past tense i have fucking Jake-ed it.

by Bunglesbutthole August 9, 2021

God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen

Who is god? God is Jake!

by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021

lumber jake

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.

Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!

by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018

Jake Paul

A cancerous you tuber with a fan base of 9 year old's. As Jake Paul continues to flood the internet with cringe added to him and his "Team" being hypocritical lairs the internet hates him and his views are slowly dying out.

Jake Paul is a hypocritical idiot...

by Brahmbles June 9, 2018