happiness

something i cannot achieve

damn i wish i was filled with happiness like him

by poopydoo69420blazeit December 28, 2020

Happy Willie

An erect penis a boner

Damnnn, she is giving me a happy willie right now...

by urbanator69 January 25, 2017

Happy Roty!

roty = rest of the year

Used by people that have no time to say “Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!”.

Man (on the street, running into a friend): I'm in a real hurry, but Happy Roty!
Friend: You too, man, see you 'round.

by benhauk December 20, 2013

Happy Gilmored

Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.

Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out leaning on the bed last night.

Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?

Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 18, 2017

Happy Dog

Oral sex that doesn't involve any sucking; only licking; paired with the sound of slurping, like the sound of a dog drinking water.

1. My girlfriend gave me oral last night.

2. Oh nice! How was that?

1. It wasn't that great. She gave me a happy dog.

by Minidean97 August 27, 2025

Happy

What makes you feel all wierd and high inside. The one thing that'll bring joy to your life.

She was so happy because she felt like it.

by Beautifulkamrynnn January 22, 2019

happy puppies

happy puppies.

did you see eggo comment happy puppies on her post?

by uheggo April 23, 2021