raw fart

A fart which is released from someone's bare, unclothed ass. As opposed to a filtered fart which passes through underwear and/or outer clothing, a raw fart is smellier and will expell fecal matter and bacteria onto any nearby surface.

Person 1: Hey, why is Todd so sick?

Person 2: I released a raw fart into his silverware drawer.

Person 1: Wow, that will be the gift that keeps on giving until he's done using all those forks, spoons, and knives!

by Dr.FartScientist June 7, 2017

fart talk

talking random jibberish to get rid of an awkward silence of a conversation that just dies before it even gets started

Scene: a dinner party and two women bring their hugely boring friend out for dinner to cheer her up but the partys over before it starts so someone has to fart talk to revive it

so how are you?
Fine...
Any news?
No....(awkward silence)
So, have you heard recently that after a chicken loose his head that he can live for forty days? did you know my neighbour has 5 rabbits???
....silence....

by ttlovecc July 24, 2011

guiness farts

Horrible farts that jono does after drinking this vile, black oil.These are the worst farts known to man.

Fuck jono, why'd you have to go and do that?

by TTZM July 10, 2004

fart head

one whose head is full of farts!

"Your mom is a farthead!

by Zephyr May 6, 2004

Ninja Fart

The act of putting your hand over your butt, farting into your hand, closing your and entrapping the fart, and then throwing it into some one elses face like a ninja throws a star.

Samantha ninja farted Courtney!

by coop4870 July 7, 2010

pit fart

the act of making a farting sound with your arm pit by placing you hand in your armpit and abruptly bringing your arm down to make a fart sound.

Did you hear what tom did in orchestra today? He was Pit Fartin' on the snare drum

by mtbigshow May 13, 2005

fart in a mitten

When somthing is bouncing off things uncontrollably, or constantly bobbing around

that boxer is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten

by debit_dave December 26, 2007