E-Bonics

internet slang

I can barely understand what you are spitting yo, you are speakin' in some type E-bonics that I can't comprehend!

by orthokiller January 27, 2009

e-retarded

Any word, person, place or thing that exhibits the quality of being retarded in a digital environment. Note that this includes anything prepending letters to words that don't belong there, e.g. e-tact.

Bob thought that all of these new-fangled and completely unnecessary words were just a little bit e-retarded.

by clandestine March 25, 2005

pi-e

The God of your pants

In church while making love to Julie, I felt the presense of pi-e.

by steve July 31, 2003

kate e.

A girl that wears bras that are too large for her breasts so that when she leans forward they are visable, to the pleasure of many guys. She is depressed at all times even at bomb ass parties. She cuts her wrists and she needs to take some prozac. All guys don't like her and when she shows up at a party they are like o shit it is Kate.

1.My girlfriend used to be cool but then she pulled a kate e. on me.
2. At bomb-ass parties, kate e. is the one sitting in the corner crying about her non-existent parties.
3. Hey, its kate e. lets ask for her help on math problems so she can bend over and we can see her titties!!!
4. Kate e. likes cumfart cocktails and taking prozac.

by Mr. Bubbles December 10, 2008

e-stalk

Religiously following a person's status updates on facebook, usually:

a) someone more attractive than you who you don't have the courage to talk to in person
b) someone who you have previously been rejected by
c) someone you don't know but has nice tits.

Beth: Omg this guy is totally e-stalking me. He comments on like every one of my status updates.
Mary: Haha omg thats so lameeeeeeeeee

by indicannabisativa July 14, 2009

E-VD

E-VD is an electronic venereal disease that is passed from one computer to another by various means. E-VD is most commonly spread through an office network when one moron, who believes that the sole purpose of a computer is to access the internet, acquires an E-VD, such as E-Herpes for which there is no cure. E-VD can result in loss of control of your personal computing accessories, loss of sleep, bruising of the fists from punching the monitor, and occasional oily seapage.

My emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted E-VD, specifically a strain of E-Herpes Simplex Type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of DVD drive, for which their no known cure.

by Cathy, Jeff, and Tamee May 1, 2008

s&e

a title used to designate that girl who is both short and easy (s&e), and sleeps with every and any guy that she sees, is extremely disgusting and has the most annoying voice anyone could possibly here, should normally is seen wearing a bag over her head

hey, did you here what happened to john last night?
yeah, i heard that s&e cornered him, sucks!
yea, his eyes will stink for weeks

i heard that an s&e was on the loose...someone get her mask!

by p.o.08 May 17, 2010