I was trying to download the notes for class from the professor's website but I was totally doc blocked.
by habitmelon December 28, 2010

similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head
Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked
by BerryWugs March 8, 2011

somebody help me out with this one.. lol the O.G. said he could get me a block .. and i just kinda was like .. wym? Then i copped and bounced. Never found out what he meant.
"Nigga i can't believe i'm on urban dictionary tryna figure out with this man meant when he said he could get me a block". What does get you a block mean? and that's the definition of get you a block.
by Dro_Rose December 24, 2023

guy 1: yo dude come up with something to put on urban dictionary
guy 2: sorry bro iv'e got Urban Block
guy 2: sorry bro iv'e got Urban Block
by ZombiefleshLOZ March 23, 2016

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.
John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...
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