Dirty Sydney

When you pour vodka into your mate's vagina and slurp it out making them cum so hard they start singing.

"I gave my girl a Dirty Sydney last night and she started singing Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles"
"I prefer using straight vodka when giving a dirty Sydney." "Straight? No gay?"

by DaddyMack_Doloras January 2, 2021

Dirty Tee

The act of stealing an individual's toilet paper after blinding them with semen.

Aw damn it, Ol' Jon hit me with a dirty tee, caught me slippin'.

James dirty tee'd Mike from Accounting.

by Tee-dog89 March 15, 2020

Dirty Pablo

Getting a whore to fart cocaine up your hooter, during, before or after sex.

I had a right sort last night, she even gave me a dirty pablo!!

by LENDOGG June 6, 2020

Dirty Mayhew

The act of inserting as many baby marshmallows as possible into your sleeping girlfriend's vagina.

Girlfriend: "why do I have baby marshmallows in my vagina?"
Boyfriend: "you fell asleep early, so I dirty mayhew'd you"

by bob shnyder is a toothpic May 12, 2020

Dirty squirreled

Getting interrupted by someone with tales of "The Industry" and other X-rated past ventures.

I think you just dirty squirreled my question.

by Rex Bippy January 12, 2011

Dirty Richy

When you cum on a girls face, but you eat so many habaneros an fajitas your cum is spicy like tear gas

I had to take my girl to the ER last night, i gave her a DIRTY RICHY an she almost went blind

by RamJamBodySlam June 8, 2020

Dirty Jose

Someone who has a long spicy Italian sausage between there legs that absolutely woos the girls panties right off

Yo when Matt passed by I think I witnessed a Dirty Jose, Omar's panties flew right off! -ThisIsntJose

by ThisIsntJose December 1, 2021