A mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 06, 2023
Haunted/cursed Faberge purchased from an estate sale where the person died in a scary way, like in a very thrilling horror movie.
by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018
by Eggolus July 20, 2022
a person on Twitter who has a GoodBoyHalo profile picture who simps for the Dream SMP egg. Not naming any names
by CupcakeHalø September 22, 2021
Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.
by Purplenado March 08, 2023
Word used for people that have the same features as an egg white. Could also be used as an adjective.
Emily: "I'm such an egg white"
Emily 2: "Don't be harsh on yourself Emily, you're not an egg white, you're a yolk, I am an egg white"
Emily 2: "Don't be harsh on yourself Emily, you're not an egg white, you're a yolk, I am an egg white"
by tingarse January 11, 2021
The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 30, 2021