Apple Cult

The Apple Cult is the best Cult there is! We worship Apples, Cortland, Bob, and the Apple leader Robby. And go to our Apple Cult website and our Apple Cult trivia to learn stuff about it. Some of the properties are that if you don't own a spoon it is a sin, National Apple Cult Day is on March 12th, National Cortland Day is on September 25th, And Apple Month in October. And if you do good in the Cult you can get into our special ranks! So go and join the Apple Cult!

Billy: Can I join the Apple Cult?

Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!

Billy: Let's go!

Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!

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by MyButtHurts69 May 3, 2022

Apple

Apple... ARE YOU KIDDING ME, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS, YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE GUY WHO LOOKED UP BANANA!

You are a dickhead to look up what an apple is.

by AidanK123 October 28, 2017

Barn Apple Tea

Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.

"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"

by Purple_Krusher420 May 6, 2024

Apple Vision Pro 2

now with the m5 chip and new headband design.

The Apple Vision Pro 2 is here.

by why are russian girls so cute October 18, 2025

apple bees mr brad

very fine man.

apple bees mr brad is fine

by yuyuseeo October 9, 2025

Rotten Apples

A nick name for the drug neurontins

Hey buddy you got any rotten apples for sell

by Llamagirlbooboo October 7, 2017

Apple sauce people

Apple sauce people are better than those “boomer” things

“I’m from the APPLE SAUCE PEOPLE generation, and that makes me superior to you!”

by Winnie_Linuwu November 17, 2019