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soak the toad

Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!
by m4st3r g1bs January 24, 2011
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Chocolate Flavored Toad

It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.

Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick
Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).
by ChuChiSlay November 29, 2011
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Two in the Toaster

Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse

Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....
For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....
by sqwibly1 February 5, 2012
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poppin' swags like a toaster

It's like poppin' swags, but like a toaster.
Person 1: I have swag.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.
by Gangster Fart April 22, 2014
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unload the toad

when someone unload's tahm kench in league of legends.
"i have unload the toad!!"
by Lil-Boe-Peep May 16, 2016
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Pipa pipa toad

When a man and a woman have sex and the man ejaculates on the woman's back. The woman allows the semen to dry and does not wash it off right away. Named after the Pipa Pipa Toad, who carries it's eggs on it's back, where they are fertilized by the male toad.
Ya'll try that pipa pipa toad lastnight? You know your girl is ready for a baby when she let's that dry.
by HandofGlory December 16, 2016
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Tori the toaster

A tiny person who has been dubbed "anne" because she is annorexic and she is looked doWn by tall people
by A Man Who Knows His Shit January 29, 2017
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