Tre-poo-chet

A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poop (human or otherwise).

Our house was defiled by a mysterious, and clearly fiber-rich regular, stranger wielding a tre-poo-chet.

by McKherj October 6, 2022

I did a poo

When you go on the toilet for an exciting event

I'll tell you when i did a poo in 363 secods

by I like beans on toast July 24, 2023

Poo porn

When a lovely individual sets up a camera and records themselves consuming a frozen turd up their poo hole

‘oh my god, my rectum hurts.’

‘Must’ve been from all that poo porn, marge.’

by Peeninhole69 March 22, 2021

Poo

Stinkypoo

Poo hahahah funny stinky

by Poostinky October 21, 2019

poo in the ass

Poo in the ass means being bad at a thing in negative, or just being a negative person

"Yo bro, are you poo in the ass?" "Hey man, that was real poo in the ass what you just did there"

by yxtyson August 4, 2024

poo crumbs

the leftover poo left in the toilet bowl after you flush and scrub your skidmarks off.

"stop leaving poo crumbs in the toilet!"

by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025

Pee pee poo poo

The funniest joke there is. There is no funnier joke. It is a joke.

Person 1: "Pee pee poo poo"
Person 2: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

by Totally Not blustar February 9, 2021