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Jake

jake is a loving person. he is absolutely hilarious. he sometimes can talk to other girls more than his girlfriend but the rest of the time he’s loyal. he has some haters but mostly friends. he has blond hair and blue eyes and is short. he has one girl always head over heels for him. overall jake is the best
omg jake is making that girl blush
by bluemouse01 March 6, 2019
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Jake Toles

A young man who enjoys falling thirty feet onto his face
Jake Toles freefalling

Oh look, Jake Toles is bleeding out

Jake Toles naked in a helicopter
by spoonemoore November 16, 2011
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Jake

Calm, relaxed and unusual in a good way. Sometimes Jake's can be genius but can have no common sense. They often take opportunities but lose them due to being to lazy. Can be hot/cute but also collected. Jake's also have chemistry with most girls due to lack of self-exploration. It's hard for them to be boring. If a Jake asks you out, you should definitely consider saying yes!
Person 1: Jake is looking mighty fine today
Person 2: Yeahhhh
by thats_unfortunate November 22, 2021
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Jake Dix

An unfortunate name with a fortunate soul. Greatly gifted at the art of throwing balls. Aka Jake the snake
by Tomthelegend September 11, 2021
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Jake

Jake is the sweetest trans boy ever he may be problematic but he cares for everyone, he would never do anything to hurt someone, unless they mess with his girl, he is incredibly cute,sweet,kind,deep,loving,amazing, and he thinks the complete opposite of himself but so many people love and care for him. He may not be perfect but nobody is! He won’t just be nice to you but each time you see him he will tell you how much he cares for you and that he can’t lose you, If you ever meet a jake hold on to him hold him close and never let go!
Girl: “I’m worthless
Jake: “ok get comfortable because it is time for me to spend a hour or more explaining to you how wrong your statement is”
by Kristen Fisher March 30, 2019
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Jake

me
its just me
jake: hi it’s me jake
by jakehi November 21, 2021
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Jake the Ape

A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.
Jake the Ape shit out my window.
by Jake the Ape July 13, 2014
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