Michael Jackson

a popular singer who died. he made smooth criminal, thriller, etc.

"hey mom lets listen to a song"
"ok, by who?"
"by Michael Jackson"

by ilikepokemongo123 January 2, 2023

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Michael Byrnes

GAA Analytic in one of national teams. Owns a ROBLOX group with 16.000 people called Ro-fa. Has done bad decisions which allowed RO-FA ho downhill.

- Hey, have you heard what happened to RO-FA and why everyone goes to PFA or MFA?
- Michael Byrnes fucked it up again...
- Aww man.

by Calm, issa joke. July 13, 2020

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Joshua Michael Nayar

A fucking gay Indian motherfucker that loves to slap cats ass and get jumped by dogs , he is like a magnet for animal sex

The animals were turned on by Joshua Michael Nayar

by Orange fuck October 1, 2021

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Michael Houtzer

The sexiest man alive. Plays baritone saxophone like my big balls

Michael Houtzer is Jizz

by anonymous January 16, 2023

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Michael is such an amazing person and really easy to fall in love with , i myself have. He’s a ginger most likely and has little curls. He’s definitely short but cares so much for someone. I really like a Michael but too scared to tell him, but honestly just go for it , even if he has a girlfriend, because Michaels are understanding and kind. If they really like you they will make eye contact, plus they are SO SO HOT 🥵🥵. One look in their eyes and your in love. I don’t know how i could go everyday without such a hot kid in one of my classes. If you don’t know a michael then it’s time to meet one because you’re missing out on everything. They can hurt you but always come back, ALWAYS. They truly care about how you feel even if you always cry and feel like they don’t. Please go find yourself a Mikey MA-nvm RIGHT NOW!!!!

Girl 1: OMG who is that

Girl 2: That’s my BF Michael

Girl 1: HOLY SHI- he’s hot asf

Girl 2: That’s why he’s mine 😘

by LF (maybe initials ;) ) September 29, 2021

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