Crawford University

Crawford University can be defined as a school built, furnished and set up for the purpose of frustrating and depressing your life with rules that can make your life a living hell

Wow you look so crawfordy

Look at you all crawfordised

You attend Crawford University?...ohhhh

by Furious bird November 26, 2021

Thank the Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing "Thank God" or "Thank the Lord".

Thank the Universe, it's Friday!

Thank the Universe we don't have to work today.

Thank the Universe I finished my homework on time.

by LingDanc803 September 19, 2023

Universal Collision

When a series of unexpected and unpredictable events come crashing into your life in such a way that only the universe could orchestrate, thereby impacting your future in BIG ways.

My friend lost her job, her boyfriend broke up with her, and she got COVID. This universal collision happened which lead to her meeting the man who is now her husband in the hospital when she was sick.

by grace + determination July 18, 2023

Ali Kingston University

Unemployed bald security guard who jeets every viva street bird there is. Failure due to studying English Literature at Kingston University.

yo did you hear Ali Kingston University jeeted Bonnie Blue and some viva street tings?

by MarvelPugs February 08, 2025

Her Universe

A vagina. (Usually used in a romantic setting)

"I am obsessed with her universe"
"His universe is very nice"
"They sent me dirty pics of their universe"

by I'm-having-fun December 03, 2020

The Biggest Douche In The universe

An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.

Dan Schneider

Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated

by LordWeathermort March 17, 2024

university sorting

This is the process where universities are arranged in groups depending on the courses they have to offer, school fee amount and other differentiating factors.

His father used the University sorting to find the perfect school for him

by Chinwe uzoma February 17, 2023