slinky sock

British's version of condom.

"Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"

"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"

"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"

by frogofthunder June 18, 2022

socks knocked off

getting hit so hard your clothes come flying off, leaving only your underwear.

DAMN! That man got his socks knocked off!”

by Lowcap September 21, 2022

Cinnamon Socks

It’s like that time you went to the store, all of a sudden there’s cinnamon all over your socks. Possibly also a reference for stashing drugs in your socks.

“Soaps in the box, cinnamon socks”

by Yungstankrob April 16, 2021

to sock

An alternative form of masturbation, where a participant or participants, places his penis or their penisi into a sock & masturbates.

'Cor! Wot a sock session that was! Are we able to sock again?'

by chris tafari December 7, 2022

sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile

I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!

by Encyclopedia of dictionaries May 28, 2019

chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.

next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.

by lykaboss August 2, 2011

Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.

"Come on then Cotton socks"

by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020