The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.
Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!
by geekthang November 2, 2012
Get the Shovel-Ready Flu Shotmug. When you’re getting down and dirty with your lover and right before you achieve sweet release you nut in a straw and let the do good drip onto your significant other/lover
JIMBO- “Yo homeboy last night was wild, I was stuffing Cindy lous Turkey last night if ya know what I mean and at the last minute I pulled the California cum shot and she loved it”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”
JIMBO- “hol up”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”
JIMBO- “hol up”
by TRASHBOAT8312 October 6, 2019
Get the The California cum shotmug. by Mr avocado man December 5, 2023
Get the jewish shot glassmug. A blunt, accurate and usually offensive assessment of a person or situation, delivered by someone who is clearly on the spectrum and oblivious to social cues.
Dan - 'I think my shirt has shrunk a little'.
Ash - 'Nah, clearly you're just fat'.
Jarrad - 'Well that was a shot from the spectrum!'
Ash - 'Nah, clearly you're just fat'.
Jarrad - 'Well that was a shot from the spectrum!'
by Zoltan Technician July 23, 2025
Get the Shot from the Spectrummug. A balkan shot is an act of ejaculating inside the takers vagina and then pouring a shot of rakija(moonshine) inside the vagina and then drinking it.
by Therealoneguy1 February 10, 2025
Get the Balkan shotmug. People that needs punched for letting douchebags in, then demoted or better yet, fired. Only thing that they can run our their mouths.
Someone must have given the shot callers laxative. Except the shit keeps running out of their mouths.
by Stiletto 42 March 29, 2021
Get the Shot callersmug. A tragically mild yet unnecessarily dramatic shooter made of half Apple Sourz and half vodka. Often consumed by people who scream “shots!” but whisper “responsibility.”
Tastes like sour candy, broken boundaries, and poor decisions made under LED lighting.
Origin:
Invented by a twink vampire in the Netherlands who wanted to feel dangerous without risking a hangover. Legend says he still haunts the smoking area, thirsting for validation and men with "issues".
Side Effects:
Sudden urge to flirt with the least advisable/ presentable person.
Heavy slurring of words.
Weird kissy faces to avoid awkward eye contact.
Tastes like sour candy, broken boundaries, and poor decisions made under LED lighting.
Origin:
Invented by a twink vampire in the Netherlands who wanted to feel dangerous without risking a hangover. Legend says he still haunts the smoking area, thirsting for validation and men with "issues".
Side Effects:
Sudden urge to flirt with the least advisable/ presentable person.
Heavy slurring of words.
Weird kissy faces to avoid awkward eye contact.
“I thought we were partying — then he ordered a Lil' Bitch Shot.”
“She took one Lil' Bitch Shot and started talking about her birth chart.”
“She took one Lil' Bitch Shot and started talking about her birth chart.”
by Head Runner of Emotional Damag July 13, 2025
Get the Lil' Bitch Shotmug.