Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

potato shed

During the covid-19 pandemic, cruising houses on Zillow while stuck at home became a national pastime. Enter, Zillow Gone Wild. This Instagram account rocketed to popularity in 2020 for its snarky yet accurate descriptions of unusual real estate listings. A particularly opulent Dover, MA listing included, among other excesses, a fully stocked potato shed. It sold in 2021 for an eye-popping $13,250,000. Subsequent Zillow Gone Wild posts frequently reference "no potato shed" in their intros, meaning that it's great but there's still room for extra bling.

On today’s episode of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Part 39.

🚨🚨🚨Listing outlink
$1,450,000
New Berlin, WI
6 bd, 7 ba
6,254 sq ft
17.49 acres
Plenty of room for a potato shed.

by Fryer Cluck September 25, 2023

Hot air potatoes

A potato with antigravitational properties. The higher ambient air temperature is, the less it gets affected by gravitational force. Once the structure of the potato is damaged, it looses it's antigravitational effects.

I saw hot air potatoes in my backyard yesterday.

by Ligij September 26, 2023

potatoable

if a message is quite funny or interesting, meaning having potatoboard chances

can you potato a thread because this is very potatoable

by yande October 2, 2023

potato shit

potato shit means shit that is like a potato, often used to describe something bad

hey my name is xuanrui
you're potato shit

by potatoshitaficionado October 4, 2023

Hot potato

Warm 110 F° Potato

I eat hot potato and I melt my insides

by Dapoggster October 5, 2023

little potatoes have big eyes

Young children can be very observant to the things they see, especially the screen on your phone or tablet. This is an updated modern analogy to the old saying “little pitchers have big ears” .

As I was looking over Grindr thumbnails, my young cousin looked over my shoulder and ask what I was doing. Fortunately it was just PG thumbnails. It made me very aware, and as my older cousin and I mentioned the “little pitchers have big ears” reference, we changed the reference to potatoes, because they have “eyes”. Little potatoes have big eyes. Now we are a pet of history.

by Chris Shannon dss October 6, 2023