potato

An adjective that most people use to describe a crappy device. Notably cameras and computers, on YouTube.
May also be used to describe something that is cheap as dirt.

Did you film this with a potato and edit it with another one?

by A dying goat December 5, 2017

potato

Somebody who looks, walks talks, and acts like a potato. Also, if your name is Aiden Blakely you are automatically cosidered a potato.

hi potato

by john bron October 16, 2017

Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.

“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”

by AhLaVache August 26, 2013

Potato

You will know a *potato* when you see one

My cat is a VERY fat potato

by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021

Sweet Potato

A sweet potato is when a thot plays your skin flute while your driving a tractor.

"Hey, whats up?"
"Not much, Just got a sweet potato. You?"

by St0rmTesticles September 12, 2021

Turning the potatoes

The act of adjusting your ball sack openly and in view of the general public/strangers.

The streamer was turning the potatoes right in front of the camera, for all to see.

by technocraticparty August 26, 2018

potato

The best thing.
The places it's grown are the best, namely Idaho and Ireland. They are so great that many museums have been built just for them. They are so great that when they went bad a million people died.
I am potato

Person 1:"What do you want to do?"
Person 2:"Potato."
Person 1:"What?"
Person 2:"POTATO!! Potato, potato potato, pototo."

by Ranger Russet December 31, 2023