poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023

tac-poo

One or more tactical bowel movements prior to taking part in a dragon boat race, in order to reduce the overall weight of the boat.

Sorry I'm a bit late lads. I was having a tac-poo. Jeez, after I released that behemoth, I can tell you the boat is much lighter now!

by R Botak July 27, 2024

scooby-poo

a mysterious poop, a poop that has an unknown owner; a poop that is in the shape of a question mark

Josh: "Holy shit! Who left a huge fucking scooby-poo in the toilet?"

by supersayings October 6, 2022

Deja Poo

The term for when you’re back on your bullshit.

Rebecca’s going back to James just for the D - talk about Deja Poo.

by CameronBri October 24, 2017

Sashy poo

Sashy poo is a strange being that is considered mysterious even amongst the creatures in the deepest darkest parts of the sea. She is quirky and weird overall and is extremely unfunny.

Tim: "Did you see that strange girl over there?"
Josh: "Yeah she was an absolute Sashy poo."

by Sashypoo person July 30, 2022

Poos tim

A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing

I caught up with Dave last night for a Poos Tim. It was a bit awkward.

by Omega Poos Tim May 29, 2018

Poo

Melted sloppy chocolate that is perfectly safe to eat!
A delicious snack on a Wednesday after school.

Damn this poo is mulalicious!

by Godnotagain September 29, 2022