hold your roll

Someone who actually means Slow Your Roll and *just* misses it

A: Hold your roll, man!
B: Don't you mean slow your roll?
A: Shit.

by TSFAO February 20, 2017

Mongolian Tootsie Roll

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.

Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.

by Suspensee October 07, 2020

no roll away, no candy

What to say when somebody lands a skateboarding trick but doesn’t roll away, therefore it doesn’t count

“Dude I just landed a tre flip!”

“Hey man, no roll away, no candy”

by billisgrillis May 18, 2020

Vagina roll up

When a female farts and it rolls up through her vagina.

It smells like a vagina roll up in here.

I farted while sitting down and did a vagina roll up.

by K8 the gr8 holelicker December 02, 2017

salty nut roll

When you eat a girl out after another guy has came inside her recently, the last guy's creampie ends up in your mouth

"My girlfriend's pussy tasted weird last night"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"

by Corset wearing gorilla January 18, 2016

Pumpkin Cream Roll

After kidnapping the most basic Ugg-wearing white girl you can find in Starbucks, the man places the girl on a blanket, covers her in pumpkin spice and then jizzes on her. Once fully coated he then proceeds to roll her tight and put her in the freezer to firm up for serving at the family Thanksgiving dinner.

Mom was so happy this thanksgiving.

Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.

by SnartFartCart November 27, 2019

california darby roll

a girl who would like to have sex while on her period

Boy 1: Dude its my girlfriends time of the month and she wanted to have sex!
Boy 2: Shes such a california darby roll

by waterbottle1999 April 27, 2015