Greenjacking Off

Masturbating while watching the Masters on television.

Tiger Woods's swing was looking so good on Sunday at the Masters, I couldn't help greenjacking off.

by DrBill42 April 16, 2013

Gummed off

To receive oral sex by someone with no teeth who also uses their gums for that extra sensation

Gummed off is another used for recieving oral sex by someone who has their denture removed for extra soft sensational oral sex

by Gummed off April 6, 2015

Yopping Off

To be exuding raw emotion and power is to yop off.

"If these kids come trick treat round here, Ima be yopping off over here!"-Kevin Spacey

by Yopp off November 23, 2017

Dill off

To Dill off means to masterbate. Generally in reference to female masterbation.
Synonym: Downstairs DJ

"I like to Dill Off at the end of the day, it relaxes me and helps me sleep"

"Hey Susan, if you love yourself so much why don't you just go Dill Off"

by TheDillDrip November 27, 2018

Jerking off

The way that single dad males give themselves pleasure

Person 1: Did you hear him jerking off in his room last night?
Person 2: yea it was disgusting, he needs to get a girlfriend

by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021

bunning off

The process of taking an unmanned hotdog bun and filling it with your own meat, then after lubricating with all the necessary condoments, furiously fucking it.

"My girlfriend walked in on me bunning off last night! Nightmare."

by ufailatit July 9, 2016

Off label

When someone who should be medicated for bi-polar or schizophrenia doesn't take their medication; or chooses to go the holistic way through vitamin or mineral pills. (Adj)

Suzzie is angry with me for breaking up with her she came and slashed my tires; bitch is off label.

by sidmon69 October 6, 2019