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my mom is dead

It can be something said after a "your mom" joke, but that doesn't mean it isn't true.
And it hurts more when your friend thinks that your just trying to make a comeback, and keeps going...
Jeff: Does your mom want her underwear washed with bleach or without?

Carl: My mom is dead.

Jeff: Should I wash the body, too?

Carl: *beats the shit out of Jeff*
by Lolwhat? March 27, 2011
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Pop My Shit

Going to show off or express themselves
Example 1: I’m having hella racks now imma pop my shit

Example 2: She was talking bout fighting so you know I had to pop my shit
by PrinceSlatt27 October 14, 2020
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My Chemical Romance

My Chemical Romance; A rock band, plain and simple. Nobody wants opinions on here.

Members-
Ray Toro-Lead Guitar
Frank Iero-Guitar
Michael Way-Bass Guitar
Gerard Way-Lead Vocals
Bob Bryar- Drums

Former Members-
Matt Pellisser-Drums

For all you ass-kissing teens. not meaning to offend anybody, if thats what you are, thats what you are

Mikey Way- Not asthmatic, Engaged to be married.
Frank Iero- Also engaged to be married.
Ray Toro- Maybe he doesn't want you to fuck his hair.
Bob Bryar- Amazing drummer, he won't 'sex' you.
Gerard Way- Please don't say you would like to rape him.

These guys get under-rated so much for their talent even though they are currently in the spotlight. A bunch of hard working people who give their all into every single part of their jobs. Inspirational, most have fucked up and made mistakes but they learnt to deal with it.

A group of people just wanting to portray a message and take music to places that it hasn't been for a long while.
"It okay to be fucked up, cause there are five guys in this band who are just as fucked up as you but we've overcome that to do what we do" Gerard Way-My Chemical Romance
by Emma. June 11, 2006
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Touche my dinker

Elaborate way to tell someone to touch your dick, and to tell them off.
Boy: touche my dinker
Girl: Lmfao i Would ;D?
by Iseeyourerection3 August 1, 2009
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3G My Touch

Completely badass phone that does every damn thing that you can think of, including a barcode scanner, sky maps and the ability to make Mario jumping sounds when you jump.
Damn, that 3G My Touch does everything!
by Bessuevahad September 12, 2009
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Salted My Kipper

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78
by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009
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Stroke My Magnum

The Action Of Stroking Ones Magnum In A Victorious Fashion, Getting Yer Cock Stroked!, But It Must Be Said In A German Accent.
Whiteboy:Yo' That Shit Was Whack.
Matt: Yeah I Know, But I'll Tell U What's Not... Stroke My Magnum! (In German Accent)
by Horny Da Original! October 11, 2009
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