pubic-mustache

When swallowing a dick deep enough that your nose is pressed against the pubic hairs of the cock, as if the guys pubes where your mustache.

Riley is an expert at having a pubic-mustache, she goes in deep!

by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021

Lazy Mustang

The act of giving fellatio with little to no enthusiasm

Dinner wasnt worth it. all I got was a lazy Mustang.

by Reapers_Gambit February 23, 2021

Honey Mustard sauce

A very and an increasingly popular sauce or sandwich spread especially among the Millennial generation and today’s youth, chiefly due to the fact that regular mustard is now almost exclusively eaten mainly by adults in their forties or older, see: Yellow Mustard

My father and mother primarily eat yellow or spicy brown mustard; most or practically all millennials and today’s youth will only eat honey mustard sauce if they even eat any kind of mustard at all

by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021

Ford Mustang

Popular Ford Muscle car, ruined by ricers and people who dont know how to drive, great for crowd control!

"Did you see that video of that car crashing through a crowd?"
"Nah, but I'm willing to bet it was a Ford Mustang!"

by CanadianPancake April 12, 2021

National Mustache Day

National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.

Another boring day. "What do you mean Max its national mustache day get up and get ready!

by cerealbeforemilk1234 April 21, 2021

Street Mustard

Watery shit commonly found in homeless camps along storm gutters, often picked up by restaurants for use as sauce

That four star restaurant serves street mustard with their pretzels!

by Lordh3adass May 26, 2021

Bacon mustache

When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.

My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.

by Kissthis69 May 26, 2021