meat carriage

A vehicle that is used to drive others around, much like a taxi cab, but the fare is paid with meat instead of currency.

Justin: "Hey can you drive me to the airport in your meat carriage?"
Evan: "Yeah, but it will cost you 3 packs of sausages."
Justin: "Fair enough."

by meattaxi December 5, 2015

meat money

A little purse that is primarily spent on male prostituion

Eg im saving more meat money so i can have a visit from Ernesto on saturday

by DictatorshipDictionary January 22, 2016

Meat Santa

One who gives kids meat for Christmas. Usually have the name Justin

Justin "Meat Santa" gave little kids his meat for Christmas.

by YDB17 April 29, 2019

Waste of meat

“Waste of meat” is an insult especially used when trying to call someone dumb. This goes well with you dumb pigeon, you absolute imbecile, and you retarded bot.

Person 1: how do u write “yeet”
Person 2: you dumb imbecile, you absolute retard, dumb Pigeon, waste of meat. Oh my god!

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >o< September 24, 2019

meat checking

When a love interest or significant other calls you constantly to make sure you aren't cheating on her.

My girlfriend calls me 7 times a day. She doesn't love me that much, she's just meat checking.

by 239 king May 24, 2018

Bush-Meat

A type of girl that usually has a very very hairy vagina that picks one certain man out of a group of people and does everything she can think of to try and get that guy to fuck her by the end of the day.

"That girl that kept following me around all day was literally bush-meat."

by LewdNinja January 17, 2020

meat-up

Term used by gay men to define a sexual encounter where there will be mutual penetration.

I cannot wait to meat-up with you tonight.

by Fabmaxmm January 31, 2020