may 20

pussy licking day!

"what day is it today?"
"may 20 why?"
"Ca i lick ur pussy?"

by zsxdecfr4gv5bh6nj7 December 13, 2022

may 2

the rock's birthday

it's may 2
I love the rock!!

by ilovetherockxxx December 13, 2022

To whom it may concern

LickNonYourMom A.K.A "LICK". Is a Kansas City born Native who has been compared to the likeings of The Dos Equis Man and Jesus. And after Lick achieved PubG's 2022 Prestiges Above Conquer Master Pro status. He was offered a partner ship by PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE. YA thats right boats and ho's boats and ho's. He only plays PubG because they Pay him to. Super models get pregnant just for looking at him, and below status quo Ho's wish they could. One time Lick showed up to a party and his dick arrived 2full min before he did. Now that's impressive! Once Lick was broke and he was still the richest Man in the world. Your MOM once got pregnant by Lick. Nine months later and she called it "TIBOLD". We would like to take a moment to Congratulate you because you are now famous just for reading about Lick . "He said your welcome" . It's rumored that GOD is going to resurrect The Virgin Mary because he thinks Lick Can do it better. Your girlfriend told us she can only finish with you if she thinks of Lick. Daaang you sure are lucky. Once You caught your Dad praying that he could be more like Lick. Amazingly GOD actually responded to him , But unfortunately all he did was laugh. Well we would love to continue but we have been informed your bitch ass is not ready to be that Fucking Awsome. Your Welcome .

--To Whom it may concern---So how was your date with that Guy Lick?
Girl 1---- All I have to say is DAM IM HANDICAPPED!!!

by GucciBamboo December 19, 2022

Cray May

A really crazy female dog (Bitch) named Maze

MAZE went fucking Cray May lastnight

by KASIERIO December 19, 2022

mai nhi

mai nhi is really cool and i think everyone should be a fan of her

oh, mai nhi is so cool !

by azerty1245 December 24, 2022

MAY-KNOT

To get punched in the head and get a big knot on your head.

Dang did you see that MAY-KNOT on his head? It may go down or it may not!!

by Nunya22 December 27, 2022

Mai

A hot sexy fox standing at 5 1 who is so obsessed with her boyfriend she masturbates to him three times a night. She is such a good girlfriend. She is very cute it makes her boyfriend want to just eat her. She is also very pretty when I look at her tiktoks or pictures I just admire her beauty and smile. Although she never admits it she is one of the biggest perverts ever. But she is mostly cute and small I can probably finish her in a bite. The most important thing is that her boyfriend loves her sooooooooo much he wants to marry her and live a happy life

I loves you, mai

by Woory January 1, 2023