shag matt

An Australian term for a outdoor mattress left out in the greater wilderness for casual sex. Usually highly unsanitary and attracting only the truly desperate for a quick shabang.

Oi, let's have a root on the shag matt over out on the bushes over there

by AgencyofM April 19, 2021

Bloody Marty

When a man gets pegged and doesn’t use enough lube it makes his rectum bleed

Did you hear Racheal gave Michael a bloody Marty

by Tristian Miller November 20, 2021

Kristan & Matt

The perfect example of a ride or die love! These two are the definition of an amazing couple. They love fierce and have overcome obstacles only others can dream of. It is the greatest love story of all time. Best friends until the end.

Look at Kristan & Matt… I wanna be just like them.

by K84 August 10, 2021

asmr_matt_

asmr man who looks like someone's theater teacher

woah! asmr_matt_ looks like my theater teacher

by heyhowyoudoin382 August 10, 2021

Kishor Mathy

A weird monkey, who watches explicit videos of nuggets. He also analyzes people and animal bodyparts.

EW IS THAT KISHOR MATHY?

ikr what a sweet little man

by Sweeterman.69.420 November 22, 2021

Sooriya mathy

A brilliant guy

Be like Sooriya mathy. He is an epitome of how to find solutions.

by Abcdefgh333 November 24, 2021

Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp

Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021