messed like mariah

When you fuck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly Mariah messed up during the 2016 New Year's Rockin' Eve "performance"

"Damn! I fucked up rilly badly, Becky. I accidentally burned Watermeloquandria's weave, and now Thotqueisha finna win the Little Miss Chicago's Stripper Pole Princess pageant, AND Fried Chickenice's baby daddy done got my ass prego, too!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"

by The_Thot_Whisperer420 January 4, 2017

Rad like Brad

A phrase used by a bunch of depressed imbeciles to try and act cool when they’re not.

Boy: Be Rad like Brad.😎
Girl: I’d rather be sad like tad. Sorry bitch😔

by Potatosquashbutternuthybrid December 15, 2020

I like to move it

The best song from Madagascar

I like to move it move it!
I like to move it move it!
I like to move it move it!
You like to...
...move it!!!

by Shrek1304 July 26, 2023

like a moose in a hurricane

A common phrase used predominantly on the west coast to describe a crazy or supernatural event

Damn.. that’s just like a moose in a hurricane

by I make words123 October 15, 2020

doing it like the pigeons

means having lots of very filthy sex

...as in, 'dude we were doing it like the pigeons all weekend long!'

by GoodGirl27 February 9, 2009

like if you agree

The sentence someone stupid and like-greedy. Most commonly found on YouTube.

This guy has such a bad mind...

Like if you agree.

His dog is so cute!

Like if you agree.

They should add a feature where the cards shine.

Like if you agree.

by Forenix April 28, 2017

Like if you took

A term commonly used before explaining how two things combined would make one thing with all of the two things traits.

School is like if you took hell and a federal prison and put it in a blender.

by Wellimdead December 2, 2018