Jake

A godly like being who can kick your ass. A total god that will destroy any opposing enemy. A complete badass who can split atoms with a karate chop using his pinkie finger.

1: Dude holy shit watch out is Jake he could kick your ass.
2: Woah look it’s Jake he’s such a badass.

by 69 boiguer 68 August 19, 2019

Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.

“Should we invite Jake, over?”
“No way man, I’m allergic to bees.”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

jake hanson

discord kitten

woah jake hanson’s a discord kitten

by iheartmilfs4eva February 3, 2022

Jake

A nigga that reads urban dictionary’s to prove he has a big dick😭

Jake just stop

by anonymous February 16, 2022

Jake

Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m

Guy: Hey, are you Jake?
Jake: Yeah
Guy: You gotta big dick
Jake: totally

by ItsJustJake October 23, 2019

Jake

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is

Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”

by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022

Fall of Jake Rix

On the 15th October 2025, TXG Rebels succesfully managed to overthrow the supposed tyranny dictator Jake Rix. After countless riots and protests the Norwich man was overwhelmed and decided to resign. Following the hours after, AFRO successfully managed to take control after Jake's tragic failure to transfer mod. AFRO and the TXG Rebels since then have completely altered the server in their favour removing 30 roles and banning numerous members now that they see the cruel dictatorship from Jake has ended. This is a historical day for the rebels and all involved

nga did you hear about the Fall of Jake Rix? that shi was craz

by tapmw October 15, 2025