The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.
by FAT ASS CHIGGA December 28, 2024

by anonymous January 17, 2025

Man #1: I couldn't wait to sleep with that hot girl Tina, but her vagina was totally disgusting. It look like the inside of a hot pocket
Man #2: Dude she has a total cock pocket.
Man #2: Dude she has a total cock pocket.
by panty hamster9205 October 11, 2011

A friend that takes you out of their "pocket" only when it's convenient or beneficial for them, but won't be there for you in need.
by Jo the Hoe January 11, 2022

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.
Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.
by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025

Like the tea bag when a guy puts his stuff on the face of another person who is laying down, a hot pocket is the female version when a chic puts her vag on the face of someone who is laying down.
Guy: Why your dog always be sittin on my head when I lay down?
Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
by *R3b3l!c!0u$* July 26, 2023

by Abdurrahman Isse January 9, 2018
