hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair

person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro

by archielmao February 8, 2021

karen with red hair

stupid fatty underpaid doofus who takes your guzzle juice

woah, nice green liquid, oh nevermind, it was taken by karen with red hair, i hate her

by i HAD a guzzlejuice May 13, 2022

Howdy Hair

The resurgence of the wavy in the back Mullet hairstyle . Predominantly wore by high school aged fans of Country and Western lifestyle and fashion.

WTF ? Did the rodeo just let out or what ? I've never seen this place packed with dudes all sporting "Howdy Hair"

by Dfdubmountain November 9, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The top (otherwise known as crown) of the pineapple, the green spiky parts.

Wow that pineapple has some really big pineapple hairs!

by Anix Fan June 16, 2020

Long Haired Square

A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher

All that virgin does is follows the rules, she's definitely a Long Haired Square.

by dan_gleewang January 3, 2021

Jesus Hair

1. Something unknown or mysterious, and/or with mysterious origins.

2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.

1.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?

Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.

2.

Person A: What do I need to make said potion.

Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.

by red circle July 23, 2025

pineapple hairs

The green leaves on the top of sponge bobs house. Originally from roblox youtube Anix

Anix: Ok it’s gonna be call Pineapple hairs, that better be on urban dictionary by tomorrow

by Hood Peppa Pig 🐷 June 16, 2020