dick hand

noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).

Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.

by clint August 24, 2004

urban dick

An Urban Dictionary user that ruins the quality of the website. Instead of actually defining words, they just rant insulting, offensive, nonsensical garbage. Also, an Urban Pussy.

see Psycho Bitch,
Freak Obscene,
Peachy Keen,
Johnnay,
Schteve,
SonyRoolz, (#1)
*Wonderboy Marvel*
Diego (#2)

by G-Union April 17, 2006

Law of dicks

Law used when trying to estimate how many "dicks" the average girl (not a cum dumpster) has been with. To properly use the law, start with age 17 and add 1.5 dicks for every 3 years until you reach girls current age. When rounding is needed, always round up.

(Age - 17) / 3 * 1.5 = # of Dicks (always round up)

Matt: I just started dating this new girl
Joe: How old is she - how is the law of dicks looking?
Matt: She is 28 so I bet she is at 6 dicks
Joe: Not too bad, hope she knows what she is doing.

by nunzio19 October 5, 2009

Henny dick

When you consume 1 fifth of Hennessy or more

Then fuck a girl for longer than you usually do

Damn bro I'm about to hit Trisha with this henny dick you got a condom

Nevermind I'm going in raw

by Bossmoney December 21, 2019

Dick-off

A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.

Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours

Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off

by bennycnz March 30, 2010

Dick Connoisseur

A title given to any person possessing expert knowledge or training in the field of dick.

A person of informed and discriminating taste.

That bitch has slept with so many guys, she's gotta be a Dick Connoisseur!

Catherine's not a whore, she's a Dick Connoisseur!

Note: Can also be shortened to "D.C."

by Ch^rlee July 12, 2007

Phantom dick

When you're high as fuck and you can still feel his dick rubbing against you hours later

"I can still feel him even though we fucked hours ago I have phantom dick"

by Pozoe January 19, 2015