ur dad

most powerful insult.....

your dad is gay, oh i forgot he left you.

by hvikUJhcslahco October 1, 2021

dad

something I never had

My dad went to go and get the milk but never came back

by anonymous January 24, 2022

dad van

A Subaru Crosstrek that is designed for young cool hip dad with young kids on the go doing outdoor adventures!

Dude, did you see Craig get that gnarly dad van that will take him and his family on awesome outdoor adventures?

by embrymavrik January 22, 2017

Dad

A mother fucker

My dad had sex with my mother, which makes him a motherfucker

by Catherinewinner July 7, 2022

Your dad

Is gay

Your dad is gay

by Get shizzed on November 4, 2022

dad calves

A key part of the titular dad bod. Dad calves happen quickly after becoming a dad from carrying around the baby and its stuff all the time. Evidence that the male of the species is pulling his weight in child rearing.

Have you guys seen Frank since the baby arrived? Yeah, and those dad calves really came in nicely. He looks like he could squat two car seats at the same time.

by IrishHedgy November 8, 2025

Zoie's Dad

A fun girl's very hot dad. Perfect definition of the word dilf.Pretty face with a perfect body. He's so fine he can do anything to me. He can ruin me and I would still be an obedient lil girl for him.

Hannah:look at that man. HES SO HOT!!!
Izzy: he's zoie's dad
Hannah: makes sense

by Yourdaddyslilgirl September 17, 2022