"Honey I want a baby"
"In that case, I will inject you with some of my baby gravy aka cum with my dong, so that we can have one".
"In that case, I will inject you with some of my baby gravy aka cum with my dong, so that we can have one".
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by XRT March 19, 2003
Get the Cum Dragon mug.A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.
I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!
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Get the Cum Gun mug.The act of competing to cum on your partners cloths faster and more often than your parter can. the one with the nastiest items at the end looses.
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Get the Cum War mug.Cum 2000 (aka Tommy in a bottle) is a mixture of fragrant sperm, "pisssss", English Leather & Old Spice.
The exact mixture is a well guarded secret.
The exact mixture is a well guarded secret.
Caution:
When applied to the skin cum 2000 will release pheromones into the air causing females to orgasm within 20 feet of the wearer!!!!
When applied to the skin cum 2000 will release pheromones into the air causing females to orgasm within 20 feet of the wearer!!!!
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