A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
Get the Midlife Mile‑Clubmug. "Ayoo Daedae, ju heard about the club shootery that took place last week? Chueeyyyy bout to have a baby by Dell Twerksome"
by Davey Tings August 17, 2017
Get the Club Shooterymug. by Hrnk777 April 9, 2017
Get the whole clubmug. by Queen2you December 8, 2023
Get the Mile Marker Clubmug. Noah: "Just talked to Hope, Tony's birthday was a few days ago. Can't believe he is 28." Larry: "He is a 27 Club Survivor."
by rnnrdad November 20, 2023
Get the 27 Club Survivormug. I bought an Amtrak ticket from Texas to Michigan and fucked this chick and joined the Steel Mile Club.
by Da facts 13 September 7, 2021
Get the Steel Mile Clubmug. "Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
by anonymous February 16, 2023
Get the The Mickey mouse club housemug.