Wisconsin blow dryer

That one sexual act your classmate keeps saying he did to girls. A.K.A. ejaculating on someone’s face and drying it with a fart…

guy 1:yo I just gave a girl a Wisconsin blow dryer
guy 2:what’s that?
guy 1:search it up on your school computer 😈

by Istolemysistersaccountforthis July 21, 2025

Blow the grampuse

To throw cold water on a man who has fallen asleep when on duty.

I blew the grampuse on my lazy coworker.
Let's blow the grampuse and get his trolleywags wet!

by JordanR February 19, 2007

Blowed

When you’re upset, surprised, disappointed, or angry. Can be used in various contexts and is usually referred to as slang in these contexts.

If your friend spent all the money they owe you on food you would be blowed or blown.
“When he did that shit, it blew me.”

by T.born_s1nner January 8, 2025

Back and Blow

back and blow / pull it back and blow, is a phrase for revenge, signifying the pulling of a slide back on a pistola and letting it bop bop bop

James : I need to kill osvaldo... hes crazy...
Leo : you want to back and blow?

by anonymous August 5, 2023

Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.

Hey boys - My wife started decorating for fall. It's BLOW JOB SEASON!!!

by Holidays4men August 20, 2024

Intent to Blow

The delicate art of prejudging a goal as dead by blowing the whistle after it has crossed the goal line.

We got strangers moving into our neighborhood so quick take down the for sale signs as they threaten our intent to blow.

by Murray the K May 13, 2023

hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies

what we should start calling boobies

"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"

by mommymilkerman December 10, 2022