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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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Beat truck movement

A movement that seeks to promote and make legal guys going around on a truck with chains and clubs etc. to beat up anyone who looks like they just ain't no good.
Such a truck is called a beat truck.
by Judge dredd7 December 29, 2011
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Beat that Ass

Verb. In fantasy sports, to beat your opponent by 💯 points or more.
Your team sucks so I’m gonna Beat that Ass this week.
by EZP1241 November 12, 2019
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Beat a Funti or Mio Day

in this day you can fight with funti and kill him :DDD
Beat a Funti or Mio Day is After 1957, the U.S. birth rate (per 1,000 population) declined for eleven consecutive years - the longest Funti Kill bust on record.
by Darkydaboi November 15, 2021
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Beat

Slang started in the drag community for Makeup done so well, it looks flawless from every angle.

The term probably originated as a way to joke about modern foundation application. With a beauty sponge, stippling the product across your entire face or in other words beating your face with makeup.
“Damn, boy, that beatdown is giving me liiiiffeee!!!!”

Person 1: “Girl, hurry up we are about to be miss this whole party!”
Person 2: “i cannot go without the full beat!”
by ddopeshitt August 29, 2019
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beat FEETN

When you're in a situation you need to get the BEAT FEETN FUCK OUT OF THERE.
"The swarm of bees made me beat feet the fuck out of there."
by Katy k October 5, 2013
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bush around the beating

An alternative variation of the saying "beating around the bush", originating from Abdo Kaboobie
You're trying to do the bush around the beating
by antiquing April 21, 2021
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