Blow Poke

An act which sounds as though it would be sexual (like a form of blowjob), when in fact it is literally blowing air into someones face while poking them with an index finger.

Aaron was excited to hear Chelsea was going to perform a Blow Poke on him. He will be very dissapointed.

by Bartolona August 13, 2018

Death Blow

The involuntary guttural sound a woman makes during orgasm, caused by the contraction of the diaphragm

"Oh babe you just gave me the death blow"

by htngjsfydhastgfgn January 17, 2019

Blow off

To perform oral sex to another person. Mostly likely to define commiting the act to a man.

Bro, Sofie just blew me off last night, she is an animal in bed.

Tammy is going to blow off Jack tomorrow, he's so lucky so much.

by BoofAsher420 January 17, 2019

Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

Blowed

Mad, upset

If someone you hate call you out your name you'll be blowed

by Tha.Brokest September 18, 2018

Blowed

When someone does something to change another's mood from good to annoyed.

I was good till she came in with that sob story. Now im blowed.

by Still Dirty September 24, 2018

blow-puss

when someone offers a girl a blow job on her pussy

wash: ‘Do you want a blow-puss?’

Spirited: ‘Sure why not’

by sSpiritedPanda October 3, 2018