Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

by guccigucciguccigucci August 15, 2011

They are only the most amazing thing in existence and go with pretty much everything. They have many uses and just can brighten your day.
I think you have an obsession with apples.
WHAT?!?! There is no way to be too obsessed or love apples to much!!!
WHAT?!?! There is no way to be too obsessed or love apples to much!!!
by ApplesBooksandTea May 23, 2018

Once i ate an apple and my dicc shrunk to the size of an ant i ate another. And it became the size of a fucking train hide ur girl i rek her puss puss i name it osama bin laden eat apples and get a big red apple dick
-Biggie cheez
-Biggie cheez
by Biggie cheez August 30, 2017

Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.
Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 24, 2018


by search my name SUGAR December 19, 2019
